i'm back.....lalala

wasehmen...suda brpa lama tia msuk ni tmpt o...haha..byk kraja ba mo d buat...assignment kiri kanan..betimbun cam mount kinaba...eh bukan... mount everest!! cam mo p bakar ja sktm tu...haha..hmm ubah topik la...

ermm...hah crita psl ari ni la...

hah..klau psal ari ni..temanya 'raya sakan' hoho...tp 1 buah rumah ja kmi tepigi ni..sbb ujan gila2! ciss btul tu ujan..kira mo plan p 5,6 buah rumah..haizz...bisuk la tu mgkin..nah aku mo crita psal rumah ni ba...td kmi 4,5 biji kreta p menyerang rumah si kwn ni..byg kan la 5 biji kurita geng!! abis panuh gila2 tu rumah..time tu dorang ada tetamu lg tu..haha..trus kmi pun tnpa segan & silunya nek masuk rmh dia...mo d jd kan crita...stangah jam kmi duduk makan2 d dlm..+ ujan lbat d luar...tiba2 "krakkk" begagar ba tu rumah..wahh ada urang jatuh ka??!! bkn urg yg jatuh..tu rumah mo rubuh geng!! nasib dia ratak siiiiikit ja..hoho..trus b'gusip la tu ibu2.."wuiyo..begagar ba jntung aku td!".."nasib nda tepatah ni rumah o!"..nah gitu la gusip2 dorang...smntara ibu2 b;gusip, si bapa2 yg ada d luar time tu pun pigi la tingu2 d bwh..buat kraja tukul menukul...trus bagus balik tu rumah..waduh ni la 1st time kami p beraya smpai mo rubuh rumah urang..sorry tuan rumah & family!!! nah aku rasakan antara faktor2 yg menyebabkan peristiwa tu berlaku ( skema jg ayat ni..haha) ialah: 1)rmh tu d prbuat drpd kayu sdrhana kuat...2)ujan yg time tu turun dgn lebatnya(pa kaitan???)...3)bilangan kmi yg dtg secara beramai2...4)manusia2 yg dtg time tu smuanya 'sihat2' belaka...hahaha

1..2..3..4...

1..thermo.....

2..construction technology.....mini & group of 10

3..math......tutorial

4..statistic......tutorial

5..APK...

6..KDT......individual & group of 10 lagi......

7..midterm...

i)thermo..

ii)construction technology..

iii)KDT..

iv)APK..

v)statistic..

KURANG ASSSSSAM PUNYA 2ND YEAR SEM I..!!!!

TALAMPAU MOGUMU ASSIGNMENTSSSSSSSS!!!

BATIMBUUUUUUN!!!!!

A story with MORAL...

My girlfriend called me to her house one day. i went there and found her sister alone in the house. She was unbelievably sexier than my gf. She whispered in my ear, "I have feelings for you, make love to me once..." I turned around and walked to the front door towards my car. Amazingly I found my gf standing there and she hugged me and said: "you have won my trust!"

Moral:

It's always better to keep the CuNDuMS in the car and not in the wallet

:P

Another story..."Lucky I Don’t Step On It!!"

Pak Pandir balik dari tamu…di tengah jalan dia ternampak tai tapi dia inda pasti sama ada tai atau bukan…so untuk kasi confirm, dia pungut tu tai dia kasi dakat di mata… “macam bentuk tai” dia bilang…dia hidu lagi… “macam bau tai lagi” dia bilang…dia ramas2 “macam tai juga panas2” dia bilang…last2 dia calit sikit di tangan pastu dia rasa di lidah…trus dia tariak: “SILAKA! TAI BA PULA BUTUL2! NASIB SA TIDAK TEPIJAK!!”

kuih pau, maggie & spaghetti...

ni cerita aku dapat dari kazen pula...ceritanya bermula camni...ehem..

si maggie ni tiada duit, menganggur lagi tu.. jadi dia pun pigi jumpa si kuih pau, mau pinjam duit..si kuih pau ni AhLong. jadi dengan senang2 dia kasi pinjam si maggie duit..si maggie ni pun kesiukkan la..sebab ada duit suda..dia pun janji "next week gerenti wa bayar punya!!"

next week pun tiba..tapi si maggie nda juga bayar2 utang dia. jadi si kuih pau pun pigi la mencari si maggie..bila dia tejumpa si maggie, "next week...next week..." bilang si maggie. minggu punya minggu...nda juga si maggie membayar..last2 si maggie lesap..ntah di mana dia betapuk. berabis si kuih pau pi mencari...

then satu hari..si kuih pau bejalan2 di pekan..tiba2 dia tenampak si spaghetti sedang makan2 di sebuah restoran..apa lagi si kuih pau ni pun panggil la kaum kerabat dia..ada kuih pau ayam, pau kacang, pau tausa, pau ***..ramai2 dorang serbu si spaghetti..tumbuk2, belasah dia..

jadi, si spaghetti ni pun tanya la "apa masalah kamu ni??!! "
si kuih pau ni pun menjawab "KO INGAT KO SUDA PIGI REBONDING, KAMI NDA KANAL LAGI KO??!!"...... :P

***the end***

moral value:

1)jangan suka pinjam duit tapi nda kasi bayar balik...
2)pakai spek dulu sebelum pukul urang..nanti tesalah pukul..

vampire story...versi sabah

ada 3 vampire sdg bekumpul d 1 padang...sorang c cucu, sorang c bapa & sorang lg c ingkung...then time dorang sibuk becerita, si ingkung buat 1 cadangan...pertandingan sepa paling kuat&dpt paling banyak mangsa...so si cucu pun volunteer mo jadi yg 1st cari mgsa...dia pun blari..then 2 jam kmudian, si cucu ni pun balik..abis bedara2 mulut dia..jd
si ingkung pun tanya: "brapa banyak mgsa yg ko dpt??"
si cucu pun jwb: "oh..10 urang bhe.."
"bagus2..." bilang si ingkung..

then smpai giliran si bapa..so tnpa m'buang masa si bapa ni pun blusir p 1 kampung(yg paling dkat la..)..stangah jam kmudian si bapa vampire pulang..mulut dia pun bedara2..
si ingkung pun trus tanya: "nah..ko pla..brapa mgsa ko dpt??"
jwb si bapa: "abis 1 kampung aku krajain pa..!"
"wah!! " bilang si anak vampire...

smpai giliran si ingkung pla..si ingkung pun nda mo kala sama anak&cucu dia..jd dgn 100% tenaga, trus dia belari pecut..nda smpai 3 minit balik suda si ingkung ni p tmpat dorang bekumpul tadi..sambil muka,mulut&idung bedara abis!
"WAH..WAH..WAAHH..!!! " bilang si cucu..
"WAHH bapa!! terer nya!!!3 minit ja oo pa!!camana ko buli begini capat??bagi la kami hint pa.."si bapa pla becakap..

then sambil tecungap2 si ingkung cakap: "ko bedua nampak poko basar tu??(dia tunjuk tu poko)"
si bapa & si cucu angguk2: "nampak2.."
si ingkung pun cakap: "aku inda nampak..."

******

ahakz....;)

p/s: ni crita skadar ntuk mengisi masa lapang saja..keboringan suda baini..lgpun lama sda nda update blog ni kan..skali skala becrita fiksyen la bah..hmm ni crita sebenarnya aku ambik dari rum8 aku..tp klau dia yg crita lagi siuk..sbab ada soundtrack lg..ngehehe..arr..ada banyak lg crita yg aku dpt dari dia..tp klau rajin baru aku tulis lagi arr..hoho..akhir kata: slamat becuti..banzai..!!

waahh....april lai lo...

astaga!!! rupa2nya yi jing yi ge yue duo liao wo mei you jing zhe blog..!!kasian me..got no chance to on9 evryday like 'the others'...ngahaha..sepa tu arr..evry day MSN~ing..YM~ing..ngehehe..evry nite lg tu!! wuhuu.. k..now i wan to talk about march...got lots & lots & lots of happening stuff happened during this month..(except the midsem exam+quiz+test la..)cis punya test!!cis punya midsem!!CISSS punya ASSignmentSSS!!! ok back to the happy story...blablabla...during this march, got chance to meet with lots of artis(sabahan laa..artis juga maa)face to face woo!!ada stacy..lotter&the gang,clare,jehan miskin...banyak ka tu??cam BEBERAPA ja..XDXD..tp..mmg siuk gila la..sbb dpt menunjukkan bakat berteriak time the devine masters menyanyi..ta xiao di di hen shuai wo!!rambut dia la...ngahahaha..k,next story is about yg baru2 happened ni...yup!!CIVIL NITE!!! "SIUUUKKK!!!!" tu la perkataan yg paaaaaling sesuai utk mlm tu..Y siuk??hehe..of coz got FOODS yg nda pndai habis2 di makan..tp sayang me+ona+elvy+maziatul+emma+zamri+nisa+shamin got tmpat yg PAAALING jauh dari food..if not ahh...triple round oo!!bkan lg 2nd round..aishh!!siuk nya yg len2 dpt 2nd 3rd round..nahh..nxt year ada la muka aku lg ni..d saaana bhgn dessert..XDXD...ala..tp gmbr2 blum dpt upload lg la...blum mnta dr smua camera-man2 kita lg.(wokey NICOLE T!!U.O.mee photo!!xD..nti aku p blik B2.** ko!!jan kunci pintu arr!!)..nah..klau dpt suda..baru aku upload..gmbr makanan la...ngahahaha XD..

nahh..tu ja la...nadai pa2 lg mo do share2..nxt time la kio...okie dokie..ciao..

p/s: EXAM...exam....tambah minyak..!! tambah minyak!!!! xDD

14 february....

what do you think i'm going to write about by reading at that title?? man...it's 14th..of February...it's VALENTINE'S DAY!!..a day that full of love..?!..where we can see hundreds or thousands or billions of couples walking around you..paying NO attention on you..(haha) only care for their girls or boys..ngahahaha..aiyoo, what am i writing here oo?? why did i write that topic today?? simple..just for fun(so that i can get your attention to readthis rubbish..ahaha)..and also to update my blogs..in FULL english version!!haha xD..don't laugh!! i'm serious!! man..why did everyone think that i'm not a serious person as i look?? haha..of course I AM not a serious person..hate that words!! REALLY!! ishh..typing rubbish again..! arrgghh!!!

ok..other topic please...hmm..for your all information, i..now..am writing this blog just after finish bathing that smelly white-dog (i mean~TOO SMELLY ) because it haven't bath since new year!! i repeat..since NEW YEAR~1 ST JANUARY 2009..!! just imagine that dog's white fur turns into a browny one..like chocolate cake..?! yaikss!! but its fun to bath that dog.. although time bath2, it cakar2+gigit2 my feet (& i reward him some soft-flying-kick..XD)..hey, not everyday i got chances like this ok..so, after bath2, me,my sis & my mother take some gunting..and cut those fur (yang begumpal2 like gula2 kapas) down!! imagine: 3 people have to battle with a dog only to cut those 'gula2 kapas'..!! i have to paluk his body while my mother do the cutting works..waa!!!hmm..and i smell like the dog right now!! hahaha..XD...yukss!! i think i have to take my bath now..yup..NOW!! i am soooo smelly oo!! XOXO

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im soooo hppy 2day la...dunno y...mybe bcoz im home ordy??yeahh!!suppose 2 b like dat!!
k la..wat im going 2 write on dis whiteboard 2day is sumthing bout ysterday(23 jan)..nothin spcial la..just want 2 write it down and bla3..yalah..mmg pun nmanya Bla3...

hmm..mo start dr mna arr??hmm..err..aahh antam ja la..!!jnji bole d bca..

k..1st me got kuliah math2 at dkp2..then around 12:30pm me wait 4 TUT bus..tp jam 1 labih br dia mncul..time ujan lbat lg tu!!aihh..drebar nya pun 1..sda pnuh gila tu bas, dia mo jg pungut urg..tmbah sardin la jd nya..& tu la bab yg aku plg bnci skali..kna hmpit oleh urg len..me yg siuk2 duk dpn snang2 ja kna hmpit..BY DA PI KU lg tu!!big red round de pi ku..aihh..!
then d sgama, dorang boss dtg amik..tp at 4:30pm hv 2 take my big sis d sana kkia..

woahh..1st time msuk kkia wo..pa lg..b'gmbar2 la krja kmi(me&my lil sis)

..ngat kan lpas amik cici,trus plg la kunun..rupa2nya si ddy ada date ngan kwn nya..d bwanya kmi p Seafood Garden Restaurant..mkn b'hawakan aircond..time mkn kna jga manners lg tu..arrghh..rasanya mo ja aku mkn cam besa..mkn smbil tingu tv..XD..pstu sana la dorang boss2 aka beliau2 b'pet-pot2'...itu la..ini la..sampai pukul 10:15 mlm..gila oo..2 jam ba mo blik kp..means around 1am br smpai rmah..aihhh..

tp aftr we all blk,spatutnya aku trus tdur..tp ntah knapa aku on9 dr jam 1 smpai jam 4;30am..lagi gila!!haha...pstu..aku pun go to zzZZ smpai wo puas~kna marah sbb lmbt bgun..ngahaha...

aihh...rasanya aku kna amik spm balik lo..tingu tu..bhsa mlyu pun tggang tbalik..ada ayat t'gntung lg tu! astaga...

timetable???

hehe..tingu tajuk pun sda tau pa bnda tu kan?!!
aihh..actly tu cma tajuk ja...nda da kana mangana sma pa yg ku mo tulis ni..sja mo buang tabiat..ngahahaha XDXD

k la..aftr +-2wiks didn upgrade my FS+FB+Email+Blog+antiV..(shit!!apaka!!intrnet d rmh x dpt pkai?!!!) finally i succsfuly mnage 2 do it 2day..d day i rturn home..
ahhh....
Home Sweet Home.....
nah tu kan..tingu tu!!buang tabiat lg!!ko ni mmg Hola la!!BI pun lntang pukang!!
ngahaha XD....
pembasa2 skalian phm ka??x phm kan??!!mmg la...mrepek ja ba aku ni..aishh!!

ok! dats it!! back 2 nrmal!!..

hmm..tmrow(aka SABTUday) ada apa yg siuk arr??hmm...yg aku ingat..jam 11am ada chibimaruko chan.. 7pm:shinchan.. 7:30pm doraemon...aishh..kira boring day jg tp yg pnting aku dpt on9 evryday 4 dis whole 1wik rite??!!..muahaha!!!im back...back 2 b'maharajalela again!!!ngahaha XD

p/s: smua yg aku tulis ni hanyalah RUBBISH semata2...xda kna mengana sma yg *** @pun yg ***....XB

first!!!!!!!!

first??pa yg first???
hmm..teda la..saja buat bodo! ahahaha..!!
uina,ni 1st post dlm 2nd blog..huahuahua...
ada 1 g blog dlm fs..ni yg ke2 la..baru blajar ni!!aihhh..

hah..yg aku mau crita2 d sni kan psal tu pndftaran ppib...
cilakak..!!ta ma de!!ji dan!!
adaka patut na ge ren yi zhi tui2 wo!!sda tau na ge di fang ji sampit..sanang2 ja ta men pijak2 wo de jiau,
mo2 ren jia de pi ku!!!!ji dan de ren!!!klau aku jaat, bkan ja pi ku aku krajakan,ren jia de wallet pun wo ke yi tou de!!
ppib ni pun 1..sda tau rkyat ums ni 'berbilion2' (konon la),nda durang buat pndaftaran tu d DC..buat la d sna...snang kraja...mei you la aktiviti 'mo mo'...ciss!!

hmm..nti la aku smbung...teda masa free bhe..

New???

what new???hmm..intro myself??dont want la..

2days bfore was the last day of year 2008..yet i still have the feelings of 2008.

when i recall all my memories about what had happened during the year 2008, i simply hate+like+miss all of it..what happened in the past,let it pass away..kakaka..dont look2 at it back again..dont ever think bout it anymore..EVER!!so starting today, im going to start my life.but as usual la...student life..hanging out with friends, eat keropok every night, watch movies, games(hell no!! hate it very much!!)

let me be myself starting today..